Comment I have a bettr idea. (Score 5) 130
Why don't we open up competition for the IRS? For the FBI? For the CIA? Hell, why not the National Parks Service? Or the NSF? Or the Treasury Department? Who says Alan Greenspan should get to call all the shots; I could do a better job running this country's economy than that loser! Or Congress? Why do THEY get to make all the laws? Competition is what this country's based on! What about the police? Or the FDA: shouldn't drug companies get to CHOOSE who approves their products? How about the CIA and the NSA? Shouldn't there be some good, old-fashioned, American style sink-or-swim, eat-or-be-eaten among intelligence agencies? Or the military! What a terrible waste! Shouldn't private companies be bidding for that contract?
The United States was founded on the principle that everyone should be able to do whatever they want, and that the government shouldn't be able to do a damn thing about it. I have every BIT as much right to veto a bill as our President does, I don't have a SPECK less justification than the Atomic Energy Commission does for building breeder reactors, and I have every DROP as much privilege to assassinate foreign leaders as the CIA does. I should be able to shut down restaurants for health violations, decide who is mentally competent to stand trial, and set environmental regulations, and so should you!
One mayor per city, one congressman per district, one governor per state, one president per nation: it's an absolute, monopolizing terror. So when the time comes to vote this November, don't let the instructions fool you into marking only one box. Competition's the name of the game: mark them all!
Thank you.
The United States was founded on the principle that everyone should be able to do whatever they want, and that the government shouldn't be able to do a damn thing about it. I have every BIT as much right to veto a bill as our President does, I don't have a SPECK less justification than the Atomic Energy Commission does for building breeder reactors, and I have every DROP as much privilege to assassinate foreign leaders as the CIA does. I should be able to shut down restaurants for health violations, decide who is mentally competent to stand trial, and set environmental regulations, and so should you!
One mayor per city, one congressman per district, one governor per state, one president per nation: it's an absolute, monopolizing terror. So when the time comes to vote this November, don't let the instructions fool you into marking only one box. Competition's the name of the game: mark them all!
Thank you.
Bruce
