Ah yes. Your UID proves it.

Dude, taking a girl out to a dinner is not radical. It's what average frustrated chumps do.

Just give her this geek toy and write, "Valentines is stupid, meaningless, and over-rated. I'm too sexy for a valentines card, but this shit will do. Happy now?"

Geekiness is sexy, as long as it's played right.

Uh... why do people hate kdawson so much?

Boring ISTJs and INTJs mod insightful and funny posts to oblivion because they don't understand the meaning of insightful fun.

INTPs and ENTPs are the salt of the earth.

When someone has trouble in Math, Linux, or in any technical subjects, the geek's immediate reaction* is to ostracize the person and brand him as a n00b.

* doesn't apply to more mature ones

I wish I had mod points.

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Adult porn with evil Brazilian wax.

I think you can use your phone's GPRS/3G/HSDPA feature instead.

If you have reputation, you can negotiate for higher pay when you apply for a job. Thus, reputation == money.

Subspace communication.

They overlap if you use your server to run Minesweeper and Solitaire.

Yikes, I don't know if anyone would read this since I have a negative karma, but I'm pasting snippets from my notes:

If you wish to syntax check (lint) all the PHP files in your current directory, simply do:

        for i in `ls *.php`; do
                php -l $i
        done

You can delete all IPv6 addresses in an interface using the following command (vanilla Bourne shell):

while i="`ifconfig le0 | grep inet6 | grep -m 1 -v '%'`"; do
        ifconfig le0 $i delete
done

To inspect all figlet fonts visually, simply do:
% cd /usr/local/share/figlet
% for i in `ls *.flf | sed -n -e 's/\(.*\)\.flf/\1/p'`; do echo Slashdot | figlet -f $i; done | less

(note: I'm using FreeBSD. YMMV.)

Whoa... I didn't know that!

*no sarcasm at all*