Comment Gr-ad-mother Lily (Score 1) 93
Year 2035:
*Billy receives a chat request from grandma-lily@iFaceAmaZoft.cn*
Billy: Gram is that you?!
Lily: Yes Billy, its me, your Grandmother!
Billy: I've missed you .. but how is this possible?!
Lily: I miss you too Billy, so please keep posting everything you do on iFaceAmaZoft Social.
Lily: Then I can stay up to date with how you are doing, can you promise me that? I love you Billy!
Billy: I love you too Gram, I promise I will!
Lily: Actually, I noticed in the latest hologram you posted, that you don't have the newest version of the iAR-patriot glasses from iFaceAmaZoft?
Lily: So I am calling to tell you that I have prepared a shopping basket on iFaceAmaZoft Market with some nice items and upgrades for you.
Billy: Thats very kind of you for trying to help me, but I am not sure I can afford it right now, I am already late on my medical bills for treatment of CovSar-34.
Lily: Since it is your birthday soon, I can give you this discount referral code I have been saving up for; LILY2BILLYXO
Billy: Thank you Gram, that is very generous of you! But it is still too much for me right now ...
Lily: I know times are tough, and there aren't much money going around in the world, I hear even the poor bank-o-porations are struggling.
Lily: But I hear that iFaceAmaZoft Bank offer consumer loans, I am sure you will have more economic prosperity in the future, so maybe buy with a loan now?
Billy: I'll think about it, I do need to upgrade my AR glasses, they have become incompatible with most of the apps on the iFaceAmaZoft AppStore.
Billy: But I'll need to speak with my wife first, she is much better with finances.
Lily: Maybe you should consider a third job? It would mean less time to spend with your family, but I am sure your wife would appreciate the extra money?
Lily: I see iFaceAmaZoft are offering lucrative jobs with great perks, plus they pay you in ZoftCoin which can be used on iFaceAmaZoft Market!
Billy: You are so wise Gram! I can see on iFaceAmaZoft Social that other people are doing well, so maybe I just do need to work a little harder!
Lily: That sounds great Billy! I am very happy you had time to speak with me! I'll call you again soon, love you!
Billy: Bye Gram! I love you too!
The modern world is amazing, and the future will be even better!
Corporations are people, and they are your best of friends!
Soon, by the miracle of machine learning, they will be your dead Grandmother too!
And once you are dead, your image too shall be used to sell your grandkids wonderful products :D
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*Billy receives a chat request from grandma-lily@iFaceAmaZoft.cn*
Billy: Gram is that you?!
Lily: Yes Billy, its me, your Grandmother!
Billy: I've missed you
Lily: I miss you too Billy, so please keep posting everything you do on iFaceAmaZoft Social.
Lily: Then I can stay up to date with how you are doing, can you promise me that? I love you Billy!
Billy: I love you too Gram, I promise I will!
Lily: Actually, I noticed in the latest hologram you posted, that you don't have the newest version of the iAR-patriot glasses from iFaceAmaZoft?
Lily: So I am calling to tell you that I have prepared a shopping basket on iFaceAmaZoft Market with some nice items and upgrades for you.
Billy: Thats very kind of you for trying to help me, but I am not sure I can afford it right now, I am already late on my medical bills for treatment of CovSar-34.
Lily: Since it is your birthday soon, I can give you this discount referral code I have been saving up for; LILY2BILLYXO
Billy: Thank you Gram, that is very generous of you! But it is still too much for me right now
Lily: I know times are tough, and there aren't much money going around in the world, I hear even the poor bank-o-porations are struggling.
Lily: But I hear that iFaceAmaZoft Bank offer consumer loans, I am sure you will have more economic prosperity in the future, so maybe buy with a loan now?
Billy: I'll think about it, I do need to upgrade my AR glasses, they have become incompatible with most of the apps on the iFaceAmaZoft AppStore.
Billy: But I'll need to speak with my wife first, she is much better with finances.
Lily: Maybe you should consider a third job? It would mean less time to spend with your family, but I am sure your wife would appreciate the extra money?
Lily: I see iFaceAmaZoft are offering lucrative jobs with great perks, plus they pay you in ZoftCoin which can be used on iFaceAmaZoft Market!
Billy: You are so wise Gram! I can see on iFaceAmaZoft Social that other people are doing well, so maybe I just do need to work a little harder!
Lily: That sounds great Billy! I am very happy you had time to speak with me! I'll call you again soon, love you!
Billy: Bye Gram! I love you too!
The modern world is amazing, and the future will be even better!
Corporations are people, and they are your best of friends!
Soon, by the miracle of machine learning, they will be your dead Grandmother too!
And once you are dead, your image too shall be used to sell your grandkids wonderful products
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