Re:Windshield washer pumps! (Score 1)

Strapping a rocket to your back while wearing skis is a favorite pastime of kids living in this dorm... as is making a sled out of a couch on skis (broken arm), burning said couch afterward (toxic fumes), incinerating aerosol cans marked "do not incinerate" (actually, that was cool and no one got hurt), playing baseball with flaming dinner rolls soaked in lighter fluid (minor burns, much lost hair), trying to eat a five-pound bag of sugar in 30 min (a long future of diabetes), and making napalm at home the fun and easy way (hazmat team, helicopters, TV reporters...) You're beginning to get the picture, I think.