[OT] Why did the chicken cross the road? (Score 1)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

JOHN HOWARD
The chicken never even crossed the road. And it was not forcibly removed from its mother!

EVELYN SCOTT
To demonstrate a commitment to reconciliation with indigeneous chickens.

PETER COSTELLO
According to documentation submitted to the Live Foods Processing Authority, the chicken in question was uncooked at the time of its journey and therefore will not incur a GST charge. However, if that Chicken actually crossed the road for profit, regardless of its raw/cooked status, the road crossing would be considered by the ATO to be a service for which GST will be imposed.

PAULINE HANSON
Please explain ?

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes. The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and violence by counter-revolutionary terrorists and we were forced to defend ourselves from the menace of the chicken by dropping 500 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it's true?

BILL GATES
We have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs (only in the proprietary brown_ms.egg format), file your documents, and balance your cheque-book and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

THE CIA
Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car, sir.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

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