(Blank) Inside (Score 1)

In related news, Intel has also begun trademark infringement proceedings against 784 million 'Jon Doe's for more trademark infringement. Says one Law Hacedor, 'It's the principle. The primary motivation for our ____ inside trademark, in lieu of the more specific (noun) inside trademark, is our initial original idea that what is inside makes a difference. Imagine, millions of people are infringing on the Intel trademark by using the phrase 'Look Inside'. Every day it happens again--whether it is a computer, or a box, a house, an envelope, or anything that could possibly have an inside, our _______ inside trademark is obviously being infringed, and now we must protect it... We have spent billions of dollars building the concept of an inside, as opposed to an outside, and feel that we finally can claim all of the many insides..."

Stock in Intel has dropped an $1.93 since the announcement, and Eldum Bint, an analyst, commented, "Just imagine, changing all those dictionaries...". Meanwhile, dictionary publishers have seen a small increase in stock prices.