If you haven't done anything wrong then you have nothing to hide. I am squeaky clean and planning on moving to Arizona to prove it. Wait, what do you mean 'databases and the people who use them aren't infallible?'. Oh well, here's my $250 anyway. Feel free to shove it up my ass while I'm bent over for the rest of your laws.

The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered "irrelevant." They wouldn't act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You'll never find us, but victim or perpetrator, if your number's up... we'll find *you*

At a previous company, one of the low level techs who was going to be made redundant, due to his attitude and general incompetence, set an autoreply with delivery notification to try to DOS the server. Unfortunately for him, it was discovered before he left so he was sacked and didn't receive the pay off that others received and would have to explain the sacking to any future prospective employers. It pays to do things at the very last minute!