That's the most scientific explanation for homosexuality I've ever heard.
Well, in my case, the outage lasted around 3 or 4 hours, which is atypical, because their uptime is pretty good, so I think it's Slashdot-worthy. Plus, I was wondering if this had to do with the recent solar activity, though reports seem to indicate it was a global issue, which could mean it was a networking problem rather than something related to space weather.
Manual transmissions are also easier to fix. The push start thing is also a big plus for me. I can't blame people preferring automatic, but I like to be more in control of my machine.
In any problem, if you find yourself doing an infinite amount of work, the answer may be obtained by inspection.