Sun Blasts Another Incoming Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME).
AAAAAAA!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!
Scientists at Fermilab have decided that it's high time they build a 'holometer' to test the smoothness of space-time.
Man... must be High Times at Fermilab
Oh my god, space time.. it's soooo smoooth mannnn
In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks) are to be treated as variables.