Sun Blasts Another Incoming Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME).
AAAAAAA!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!
Scientists at Fermilab have decided that it's high time they build a 'holometer' to test the smoothness of space-time.
Man... must be High Times at Fermilab
Oh my god, space time.. it's soooo smoooth mannnn
My guess, if the internet wins the Nobel Peace Prize, the money will go toward internet infrastructure in poor countries with a violence problem.
How the hell is this score 5 insightful? This system so stupid.
"To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of finite improvements." -- Donald J. Atwood, General Motors