Sun Blasts Another Incoming Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME).
AAAAAAA!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!
Scientists at Fermilab have decided that it's high time they build a 'holometer' to test the smoothness of space-time.
Man... must be High Times at Fermilab
Oh my god, space time.. it's soooo smoooth mannnn
Sendmail may be safely run set-user-id to root. -- Eric Allman, "Sendmail Installation Guide"