Production system crashes just ahead of show

A Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania television station was forced to broadcast its noon newscast from its parking lot on Wednesday because this month's Windows update wasn't installed in time. The "major meltdown" occurred during a ribbon-cutting ceremony to celebrate Channel 11's new facility, attended by executives from Cox Broadcasting, the station's parent company.

"I probably couldn't tell you the difference" between the two, says the head of the Homeland Security agency that uses the technology in its border-crossing passes.

In his debut on the ABC reality series, Mark Cuban manages to amuse with his corny dance moves, but the billionaire raised a few eyebrows by choosing an ensemble consciously inspired by homelessness.