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Journal sm62704's Journal: The DTs 2

"Dude, where can I get some journal?"

"Dunno man, it's dry. I hear there was a bust, a thousand gallons of trolljuice, a bunch of flamebait and comment spam got confiscated, more than one shipment."

"Any idea when there might be any more? I'm hurtin', man, I really need a drink."

"Have you tried the firehose?"

"That's only 3.2 beer, I need somthin' strong!

"Talk to congressman Tardmod, he's the one that outlawed drinking."

"Any idea when there might be some more?"

"Try Monday."

"You got ANYTHING man? Please?"

"Ok, look, I have a little rerun. Don't tell anybody.

Biters Anonymous
Hi, my name's mcgrew and I'm a biter.

Biters Anonymous is a crowd of losers who share their experience, roflcopters and lolerskates with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from the ravages of biting.

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop biting.

There are no dues or fees for BA membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. BA is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution or endorses nor opposes any causes.

Our primary purpose is to stay troll-free and help other Biters to achieve bitelessness.

Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over biting - that our bites had become unmanageable

Step 2: Came to believe that a poster greater than ourselves could return our lollerskates

Step 3: Made a decision to turn our stories and our journals over to the care of Cowboy Neal

Step 4: Use the <li> operator or risk being called a lamer by trolls, tempting you to bite

Step 5: We must never ever be at all honest with anybody evar.

Step 6: I am not a step, I am a free man!

Step 7: Craps

Step 8: Stop giving a shit.

Step 9: Step 9: Step 9: Step 9:

Step 10: You still didn't follow step 4 yet, lamer

Step 11: Mind your own damned business

Step 12: Shut off the fucking computer and go outside for God's sake!

Next up:
"I feel terrible! I can't stop itching!" Amy exclaimed. She was pale, and shaking like a leaf. "I feel like there's bugs all over me."

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The DTs

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  • by Gogo0 ( 877020 )
    not to say i agree with the modding down, but why not include the link in your sig?
    people who want to see it will, and those who dont want to see it wont mod you down.
    • by sm62704 ( 957197 )
      No room, there isn't even enough room for the word "Beeblebrox". It wouldn't help anyway as the way I usually link the journal looks like part of the sig.

      I would have amused me had I not already been in a bad mood.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.