slowhand - Slashdot User

Comment I like big boosters! (Score 4, Funny) 213

by slowhand on Monday November 22, 2010 @03:40PM (#34309406) Attached to: US Launches Largest Spy Satellite Ever

I like big boosters and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a rocket flys in with an itty bitty thruster
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that booster was stuffed
Deep in the propellant she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that booster you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat boosters are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your spacefriend got the booster? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy booster!
Baby got back!

Comment Does no one else see... the Silver Surfer (Score 1) 357

by slowhand on Friday June 04, 2010 @11:26AM (#32458930) Attached to: Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought

The Silver Surfer in all likelihood created this hole. Investigative journalism, where are you?

Comment Re:They better not go there... (Score 1) 258

by slowhand on Friday July 31, 2009 @11:24AM (#28896719) Attached to: How Wolfram Alpha's Copyright Claims Could Change Software

So its true, All ur base ARE belong to us.

What Do You Do With a Personal Domain? 286

Posted by timothy on Wednesday June 03, 2009 @05:30PM from the you-hope-someone-rich-and-famous-buys-it-out dept.

bmerr71 writes "I bought my own domain name to use as a self-promotion tool. I use a subdomain, 'profile.mydomain.com', which I selectively put on my email signatures to link to my linkedin profile. I also loaded up Google Apps to use for email. But when you go directly to my domain name, there is nothing there. I didn't want GoDaddy getting ad revenue off my name (and it doesn't look very professional), so I killed the ad page, but it seems like I should be able to put something up on my main page. But, I am not interesting in blogging, I do not want too much personal information up there, and I do not want to spend a lot of money (none, if possible). Are there any free apps that I can load up on my domain to fill the blank space? What do non-bloggers do with their personal domains?"

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