Harvard Law Professor and Failed Presidential Candidate.
Although it may have just been Wolf Blitzer's beard.
How about the real story -- CNN has confused "News" with "Reading Tweets".
"Fake but accurate", he said.
I bought an asus zenbook a couple days ago and I highly recommend it. screen is great, trackpad is great, keyboard... takes a little getting used to but it's ok (and the backlighting is nice).
A lot of people also seem to like Dell XPS. Most recommendations sound like this, though: "I love it.... but I had to return the first 3 because build quality sucks and they broke within the first week. Oh, and you need to take it apart and replace the wifi chip but ifixit has an easy 30-step process...". Also every Dell Lapop I've used has erratic track pads. Randomly repositioning the mouse/cursor when I'm typing? Fuck you Dell.
Also, bring back Stephen the Dell Dude. Weed is legal in most states now.
Ya, and the Hyperloop will be faster and cheaper than flying if no physics are imposed.
fixed that for you.
A man is known by the company he organizes. -- Ambrose Bierce