Comment Yiddish programming! (Score 1) 709
Schmooze. Schlep meshuganeh schikses. Nu?
if (spilkes || farklempt) du_putz!
else if (!kosher) oy_vey!
else if (schlameil || schlamazel) chutzpah!
else mazel_tov!
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Eskimo: 50 words for snow.
Yiddish: 100 words for idiot.