I suppose if the recent attempt at health care reform covered hearing loss we'd be facing Deaf Panels.

... scenes involving tentacles?

It can be uncomfortable to say no so say yes and that you only charge $5 per 15 minutes of use (payable in advance, no credit). If people balk explain that it's to simply cover the cost of virus and security software.

The Rule of Law is only for those liberal, commie lovin' turrists who hate our freedom. God fearing, flag wearing real Americans can just ignore any laws, subpoenas or statues they feel are partisan.