I came here to post what parent said, and subsequently got modded troll for.

Could someone please link the the list of views that qualify as troll?

God takes speed to wink... :|

I feel it's unnecessary even to respond to statements like these. It's like acknowledging that GP has an understanding of science and a point worth debating.

Ya, the only license for trolls is...
Apache?

[citation need....

I mean SAUCE!

"I'd hate to die twice, it's so boring."

Feynman

I had a car, its colour was WHO CARES?

Sorry, it's late and you're not interesting or on topic.

I realise I'm not either, call it irony.

Have you tried putting on your glasses?

Some people in England do learn the grammar, or so I've come to believe. In fact the best way I've found of telling whether someone is British/Irish or not is seeing if they can get the real nuanced stuff that foreigners fudge.

In other words, I submit a counter-anecdote, whatcha gunna do?

So now "Windows 95 is Mac 84." says people?

That's deep man.

How would you know?

Are you some sort of hacker psychic?

I understand that it would be unpleasant, but why would AC's parents being dropped on their respective heads affect his wellbeing?

I don't see why you're so worried, this obviously refers to the equestrian unit.

This assumes a spherical earth and neglects relativistic effects.
Also those decimal places are wrong,

The smart one may not be who you think it is.

what?