"ENDURE A MILLENIA OF HUMAN ENSLAVEMENT" At least SkyNet would incorporate built-in spelling-and-grammar checking to avoid mixed cases.

Do what I do: run your corporate email and VPN in a virtual machine on a fully-encrypted external (USB) hard disk.

"Copyright is clearly a tool for corporations."

...In this case, Copyright is clearly a tool for families.

You might think differently about copyright if you had an illustrious parent whose prescient and haunting work wasn't worth squat in his lifetime but, now that it's hair-raisingly plausible, is today.

In this age of gimme-gimme something-for-nothing, thank G-d there's still something called "intellectual property." It'll go away soon, though, now that folks have learned they can vote themselves a license to other people's stuff.

Troll? Harrumph to that too, and to your opinion that LabVIEW sucks. I've done stuff with that language that would spin your head around. I wouldn't want to write a word processor in it, but for its intended class of instrumentation-centric, parallelism-leveraging, often cross-platform industrial and research applications, it's freaking awesome. So watch who you call trolls. Some of us know what we're talking about.

"There's no other platform in the world that can boast this level of flexibility — not even close" Harrumph. LabVIEW.