Filter your comments, and all the sudden Perl is mentioned A LOT here

Perl is still the best by far. Itâ(TM)s not hard to write. But itâ(TM)s hard for junior devs and sweat shop devs to write well. Oh, itâ(TM)s slow? Uh 1, we live in the distrusted age, extra servers covers for that when itâ(TM)s important and 2, since when was it ever an issue, or visibly causing slow downs anyhow? 3, when Iâ(TM)m doing something intensive Iâ(TM)d just c(+) anyhow. Python is great when you want your devs to be hammers in a world of nails. Itâ(TM)s painfully useless for readability in complex apps. God forbid you move code inside a new block