So can most of the /. community.

...the country that brought us their massages, little gummy fish, and that legendary muppet chef, now brings us great höpen för åll thé frickén wöörlden. That is, until the professor clicks "gEt_uR_fiLezz_bäcken.exe" on an unfortunate colleague's borrowed laptop.

Quick! Someone find a holy hand grenade

Hogwash! If you zoom it just right and blur your eyes, an outline of Ron Jeremy "pops out" at you

Toad the Wet Sproket has already done that. They even walked on the ocean and turned flesh into water, too.