Did you win the Mac Pro at a nitpicking contest?

(hint: Mac Pro is that overpriced exactly because if you buy that you're gonna buy LESS Macs in the future because of its upgreadability. Enjoy the rapidly aging CPUs)

it lacks an iBicycle to power it up while you're not within distance from wall socket.

need a computer upgrade? Throw the old one away.

that's apple policy to upgrades, and it always has been. That's why they don't sell low end CPUs: the point is to make machines last enough for consumer to swallow this pill and buy another mac.

Apple should simply integrate a modern GPU in their monitors: there's room to properly cool down and the monitor becomes the definitve docking station. It would also justify the price, even if it's slightly increased.