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Journal silent_rock's Journal: fate, not responsibility 2

Ramen in the morning (especially "Top" Ramen) is just a bad idea. I don't know what I was thinking. Needed morning coffee to remediate.

Possible methods for making decisions: Logic vs. Emotions vs. Magic 8 Ball. I chose to go with Fate, because I can pretend to pretend to [sic] be absolved of any responsibility for my actions. Logic is heartless, emotions are unreliable, and I've discovered that sometimes the magic 8 ball is wrong - must be defective. I'm happy with fate.

Actual statement in the "agreement" section of a wire transaction form:

Acts of God. The Bank is excused for delays or failure to execute the Order to the extent that the delay or failure results from a cause beyond the reasonable control of the Bank.

humans are imperfect creatures

the hypocrite police lie in wait...

i stole those two lines.

...But let me leave you with one last thought: If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.
[Conan's commencement day speech that I decided to look up and read today.]

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