Seriously /.

Stop this crap.

Maybe another company will appreciate him more.

Slax is underrated too

They are all women too!

Did you read the whole post?

"Fortunately for the government I have 2 laptops and a Samsung phone, so they can still monitor me..."

When I was a kid (25 years ago) a family member insisted on unplugging the TV whenever they talked about the government, because this family member was concerned about them listening. I thought he was a whack job. In the late 90's I started to think it might be possible, early 2000's I was almost certain they were capable of it, and now it's current year, I'm reading about it on /.

Due to paranoia I don't own a TV. Fortunately for the government I have 2 laptops and a Samsung phone, so they can still monitor me and probably blow my phone up on me.

I guess people have forgotten about the days of IRC

Stoned or stupid?

That if my dad chops my hand off - I can get a new one soon?

The illusion of privacy while Facebook give away / sell my data.

Thanks Mr Zuckerburger, I feel much better now...

Windows 3.11 - Great
Windows 95 - Rubbish
Windows 98 (SE) - Great
Windows ME/2K - Rubbish
Windows XP - Great
Windows Vista - Rubbish
Windows 7 - Great
Windows 8 - Rubbish
Windows 10 - Great

Enjoy it while its here, because it will be another 5 years before Microsoft bring out anything good!

Or it's a killer hangover from a month in SE Asia, but it usually destroys me completely.

I flew an RC plane once, I can tell you it didn't crash because of "radio failure", it was 100% pilot error

How does the "Continuously variable transmission" work if it doesn't shift gears?

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