Whose Boat is This Boat by Donald J Trump.

Thanks to wonderful Utah Senator Orrin Hatch(R)

He's trying his best, just give him time.

I think you mean "progeny."

Hundreds of millions of people throughout the world. Have you ever been outside of your cave?

Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. would argue with you, and he is America's Dad, one of the most resp-...oh, wait, nevermind.

I know someone without a degree wrote that summary. Take this section, and read it carefully (emphasis mine):

The technology industry is now trying to figure out a way to attack its cultural and demographic homogeneity issues. One simple initiative is to begin to recruit talent from people outside of its preferred networks. One way is to extend their recruiting efforts to people who don't have four-year degrees. The technology industry is now trying to figure out a way to attack its cultural and demographic homogeneity issues. One simple initiative is to begin to recruit talent from people outside of its preferred networks. One way is to extend their recruiting efforts to people who don't have four-year degrees.

I stand corrected, I forgot that the print control character wasn't part of the 132.

Yep, 132 characters was the standard and the first column was carriage control. A "1" meant new page.

Besides, they are actually using genetic modification, they're just doing it by selective breeding instead of modern laboratory methods.

This wasn't a suicide attempt, he was trying to get a job as a drone.

This is the Embrace phase...

Come on, -1? Really? This is the best comment in the thread. Bababooey to y'all.

I have never seen a more fitting user name before, and I doubt I ever will again.