Journal Journal: **No Title**
C'mon, really! What the heck do you expect me to write to a bunch of strangers? This is like standing on a cardboard box at a bus station and shouting into a crowd. And that does not get you a good response.
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Comedian Jay Leno
