While that post is funny, it is also true, aren't you probably already working 9 hour days anyway? I've worked "Crazy Nines" as they were called, alternating between 8 hour Fridays and Fridays off and found it to be nearly identical to the standard work week, but with an extra day off every 2 weeks.

https://jobs-monstercable.icims.com/monstercable_jobs/jobs/candidate/job.jsp?jobid=1503&mode=view We should all try to apply at least once. Making valid legal arguments apparently is not a job requirement.