Hardly anybody would ever use the 'giving' phrase, but it does poke fun at Cobol, which it OK in my book.

I did it for 28 years, supported a family, got a retirement. IMO, COBOL is great. Maybe not the best language but I was always happy with it. Too verbose but then so is my wife.

Perfect for when you're sitting on one of those $900 toilet seats.

Finally got it!

Oh my gosh, its Traf-O-Data on steroids. It won't work though cause the ppl will just charge the lights.

I'll have to take your word for it, I just never have used iTunes.

It's gonna be hard to dig any dirt on him.

I wonder if they would listen into your call or only let you speak after you had listened to an advertisement.

Lots of Chinese workers got paid very little so that he could have that.
Jobs was a selfish bastard.

"Guys who load boxes onto ships get $120/hr"

Are these highly skilled crane operators? I'd agree that's a lot of money but it is a skilled job.

"no one would do the job for $40 or less per hour with full benefits"

I will do it for $20, when do ? Actually, a lot would do it for $10, but I'm retired an have a good pension as does my wife. And she has a job teaching at the local community college.

But for 20 with no bene's, I'll do it.

I gots me a patent on incrementing a counter by 1, does that count (no pun intended).

NHTSA said back in the eighties* that smaller cars are safer b/c they are less likely to hit something or be hit b/c of their size. It makes sense that when you are hit, it's a greater catastrophe but you'd be hit less often.

~S

*I had a Toyota Corolla, a very small car then, now have a Prius. It consistenly gets 45 mpg or better and is a mid size car.

I have a patent on incrementing a counter by 1. Pay up dudes.

Fraud is GS middle name. They will bet for you and bet against you out of both sides of their wallet.