I'd start off telling them I stole the computer from a blue box and that it would shock me every time I tried to start it. I had sound effects and everything. Guess I'll give up on developing a new bit :(

The Westboro Baptist bus is on it's way!

I can just see it now: "That looks like a rich place....One second while I look it up. .......Oh shit that ()*^(&*^ shoots at anything, lets go next door. No guns there....." I'm putting me on that as soon as possible.

I'd probably hate it even more if it ever displayed more than a blank page.

Verizon tethering works fine for me. I'm surprised it does as my home location is at a extended network location. I use RDC so maybe that's it.

I've never had commercially made mead, but I've made my own. It's like a little glass of heaven.

Just pour it into a glass. Can taste all gone. I think the metal taste comes from the top of the can not the interior.

Am I the only one flashing back on http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120029/ ?

Am I the only one that's read "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"?

Yes, but the picture draws nothing from you...it is what it is. A word picture: "The executioner inserts his fingers through your eye sockets and pulls your face off. You lay dead and bleeding on the ground" is simple, yet evokes images from your imagination far greater than any picture could be. Your imagination dresses the skeleton of the words in images more detailed and vivid than any graphic.

I used to play various Vampire Wars based MUDs and was only limited by my imagination....... When I play a game with graphics I'm stuck with what's on the screen

I always thought Excel was a spreadsheet program (from article):
Excell - this helps to run programs on your PC.