Re:Coming up next on Slashdot: (Score 1)

The match had better occur before the Presidential election. Word inside the Beltway and from within the Bush camp indicates that G. Bush has already negotiated a blockbuster deal which will allow Microsoft to remain intact provided that it allocates 15% of its labor hours to assist in creation of a *workable* nuclear defense system. On the other hand, Bush is reportedly so outraged that the Napster controversy has allowed a gaggle of low-class rockers to dictate computing policy at Yale, that he and his fellow Skull & Bones members in the Justice Department will take action to break up Metallica.