Re:Ooo, ooo, pick me. (Score 1)

Then, with the supposed brain-trauma-induced-contrived-question, have someone followup with a negatively charged post about how you shouldn't seek advice from others because Google is clearly superior to the opinions of others. Then be shocked and horrified at the realization that there are mean people on the internet, even dear Slashdot, who are about as constructive monkey feces! I offer my following suggestion to the large, grey, heavy stone like thing: Catapult.