Apparently in about 30 minutes, Australians will find out who's going to run their country.

I'm sure you meant kangaroos with frickin' laser beams!

The article says it's only 62.5KW per charging station.

Wait until someone else in China sells pirated copies for half the price

That's 7:22..

If the device starts tweeting while the husband is at work.

I don't know how much a real bomb detector cost, but it'll probably be more expensive than these bogus wands.

The people who bought this probably knew it doesn't work but they use it anyway to give whoever they are protecting a (false) sense of security.

GOD: I am defrosting my dinner.

I wonder if anyone has tried bringing in a bottle of solid water (ice). Explain at the security personnel that it is not a liquid. No way they can argue with that, you are backed by the law.

The law of physics.

Imagine how many people will end up being impaled by these things in accdients.

This puts a lot of sense into the phrase "he is a bright person". Literally when you do a lot of thinking, your brain will shine.

I stopped reading after the first line. I don't want to know your fetish on the god of war.

Hi it's Iran here, we need help re-constructing this piece of history.

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