Whining parents (Score 1)

"Lucas said he was getting "a lot of flak" from parents concerned about the film's US rating. "A lot of people saying how can you do this? My children love these movies. Why can you not let them go see it?" he said." Dear Concerned Parent, Before you think only of your spoilt child, I would like you to remember that I turned episodes I and II into travesties just so that your children could enjoy the films more. Not only did I make constant "poo poo" references, I included the most hated character in film history (I am now a recluse at Skywalker ranch for fear of attacks from nerdpoodoo) To adults, half the characters now sound like mental patients, and did you notice the jokes I added so i thought kids would have more fun!! I mean C3PO says "this is such a drag" and "im beside myself" dont you see what a dick this makes me look like to adults? I sell my soul to satan and all you can think about is me me me me meme! Yours gnashingly George Lucas