Comment Re:Baby StarTrekers?... (Score 1) 51
Blimey, yours went ding? When I was a lad we had to wait until the end of the page while mother hummed what she thought were appropriate background noises. Times change. thank god.
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.