A whole five years ago... (Score 1)

one- That eating disorder you have next year? Don't bother, your metabolism is soaring, and anyway, you'll be roped into joining a wrestling team in a few years and will be more fit than you even want to think about. Get in that lunch line! Buy those Otis Spunkmeyer cookies! They don't have them where you're going... two- Andy doesn't like you. Don't ask him for his email address. three- you know those pants you like? the not-tapered ones? buy more, you feel like a geek cause you look like a geek. Don't worry about the glasses, they're actually good. four- Get your tonsils out now. Otherwise, you will develop staph, weaken your immune system, and get neuralgia in your throat. five- when you're with dad at Best Buy in Austin, don't go off on your own or scary groping men will scar you psychologically for awhile. six- don't bother reading David Copperfield. You test out of that class. seven- don't bother with sports at your second high school. they don't care about those with two x chromosomes. Just graduate early and get to college.