My Ipaq (Score 1)

I use my Ipaq for everything. I use it's calculator function.
I sometimes calculate how my peers on slashdot will mark my post as "redundant" when it was never said in the first place.

I sometimes calculate how much more karma I need to boost my ego.

I sometimes calculate how much time it will take me to meta-mod these "meanie-heads," (remember, when posting use "school language") who moderate good posts as "troll," as unfair.

I am calculating right now how long it will take people to mark this comment as "troll" or "flamebait"

I also use the calendar function, but I shouldn't make my post to long. (remember, 20-40 lines)

-skoobasteve