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Comment fuck that (Score 1) 460

Linux would be somking a cig, dressed like an internet gangster with mad jewlery and like 3 fine nekked girls sitting in a big chair just listing to mac and PC make excuses like, "i konw we dont conform to open standard right now but were workin on it..". Maby they could get Omar from the wire to play linux. And play that "Start me up" tune by the Stones... the one MS used for win95 ads. And then linux just walks out of the room all disgusted and the music stops.

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