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Comment Re:Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP (Score -1) 452

High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.

"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow.


This kid is yet another victim of the peer pressure to use PHP!

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