Somedays I wake up and smoke crack. Its fantastic. I wish I could smoke crack all day long. Crack is so much fun. Once I was talking to my dog Sport, and I said "Hey, Sport, would you like to smoke some crack with me?" sport then said back "arf arf," which clearly meant "no, sir! you just go ahead and smoke all that crack yourself you dont need to be generous to me, Im just your dog, Sport"