I just submitted bug report FB18359754 for this.

>On 6/24/25, wallet pushed a notification for movie tickets. This is in error because both:
>1) wallet does not have permission for such notifications, and
>2) this should have been blocked by the privacy system.

>Public financing or 1% loans will almost entirely cut that cost.

no, that doesn't change the cost *at all*.

It simply changes who pays that cost. It may or may not make sense for the public to pay it, but it still gets paid.

actually, running them on bus routes at bus prices might be a practical options.

Run a half dozen of these at five minute intervals rather than a bus every half hour and mass transit suddenly becomes more practical and attractive.

One key question is how many you can run for the cost of one bus.

The long intervals are a major factor in making bus travel practical in all but the densest cities in the US.

So is the inability to automatically electrocute disruptive morons, but that's for another topic.

>At worst my eating experience could be as bland as eating at McDonald's,

err, that's worse than being hospitalized for food poisoning?

>(dying temporarily reduces the speed to a lower level).

It's been decades, but I don't remember dye packets being something you could pick up in pacman. And how would you apply one once you had it?

in fairness, the return trip doesn't seem to be anything to write, err, get home about . . .

>I'd also figure it's less expensive to have a successful launch than it
>is to blow them up before they launch.

eh, that depends upon how corrupt^h^h^h^h^h^h^h good your accountant is.

not to mention the astronauts!

No, these are axolotl.

The Spiderman villain becomes *you*, and you end up in a tank.

Doesn't anyone read their Cortazar anymore?

[shakes head]

>We evolved instead to just cover the problem up ASAP with some
>protective stuff and get back to grubbing around to keep ourselves alive.

Translation: grandpa became useless, and so we ate him. :_)

hawk

the obvious solution is to separate the two links with a semicolon!

What did you expect from them merging with Samsung?

batteries to *not* explode?

>Yes, it is quite strange to have a cosmic particle detector emit a
>series of bizarre signals.

the detector got indigestion from all those radio signals probing it, made worse by some actual cosmic particles.

so it vomited.

I'll confess to having faked the whole thing.

I used a different chatbot, which shall remain anonymous, and told it; "Submit an article to slashdot about what would happen if chatgpt played against the Atari 2600 chess program."

the past repeats . . .

margarine was supposed to be better for us than that awful butter.

But, gee whiz, when we got down to it and actually looked, this chemical concoction designed to mimic the taste chemistry of butter also mimicked other properties--and was *worse* . . .

now, we make a fuel to mimic the combustion chemistry of current fuels, and, well, . . . surprise!