People are still going to ignore all the retractions from the real medical and scientific community in favor of Jenny McCarthy saying on TV that "Vaccines gave my baby autism!"

There are two times a man is allowed to cry. Once at his mother's funeral and the other at the end of Jurassic Bark.

You could probably nail the school for possession of child pornography.

EVE Online is actually run from Reykjavik, Iceland (a London datacenter provides the hosting).

You must not live in Tornado Alley, or else you'd be down there for about half the summer if you head for the basement every time there's a tornado watch. Living in the Midwest my entire life, I now only move to shelter for tornado warnings.

You sunk my dataship!