I am in the same boat as you. Also, much of my work is remote in various labs. A terminal with vim is my way. I couldn't use an IDE half the time even if I wanted to.

I had a tour of the moonrocks. That guy was the tour leader. I believe that they stole the moonrocks, but anything else I'd have a hard time swallowing. I think he was coked up when he gave the tour or perhaps sincerely deluded like a tele-evangelist. I heard that after stealing they immediately tried to sell the rocks on E-bay or something. The rubber suit thing is so funny, it reminded me of The Pink Panther and I can imagine that guy doing that for theatric's sake. Starting to believe there is something in the air here.

The secret that they didn't tell us is that they are using triatoms.