schlouse - Slashdot User

Comment Because PHBs (Score 1) 9

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @11:32AM (#46174029) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Why Can't Slashdot Classic and Slashdot Beta Continue to Co-Exist?

Trying to pull a digg.

Comment Beta (Score 2) 5

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @11:30AM (#46174001) Attached to: /. Goes down in flame war

Must be destroyed

Comment Got beta? (Score 2) 93

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @11:23AM (#46173911) Attached to: Got Malware? The FBI Wants It

The slashdot community doesn't want it.

Comment Re: Slashdot Beta: Day Two (Score 4, Funny) 180

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @11:11AM (#46173779) Attached to: How Edward Snowden's Actions Have Impacted Defense Contractors

The mailbox contains a small figurine of some sort. Upon closer inspection, it appears to be constructed of some sort of fossilized wood, depicting a once-popular actress alongside a popular southern state hot grain product.

Comment Re: Contact Alice Hill (Score 2) 180

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @11:04AM (#46173731) Attached to: How Edward Snowden's Actions Have Impacted Defense Contractors

Further, this is not exactly complicated shit. It's a discussion web site for Christ's sake.

Comment Re: Somebody tell me when the crybabying is over (Score 0) 180

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:59AM (#46173679) Attached to: How Edward Snowden's Actions Have Impacted Defense Contractors

You are a fucking retard. The point is precisely that the posters of good comments are themselves planning to go away.

Comment Edward "Beta" Snowden (Score 1) 180

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:57AM (#46173657) Attached to: How Edward Snowden's Actions Have Impacted Defense Contractors

Says "nope"

Comment Re: Spamming Fuck Beta in every unrelated topic is (Score 1) 60

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:44AM (#46173503) Attached to: Slashdot BETA Discussion

Fuck beta

Comment Female genital mutilation (Score 0) 8

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:39AM (#46173455) Attached to: Once Slashdot Classic is turned off, what tech site should I visit daily?

beta.slashdot.org

Comment Fuck beta (Score 1) 3

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:36AM (#46173413) Attached to: Gates returns to Windows 7 after being unable to install the Windows 8.1 upgrade

Nt

Comment Beta touched my junk liberally (Score 1) 8

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:30AM (#46173355) Attached to: Alternatives to Slashdot post beta?

Beta touched my junk liberally. Dice strapped me in to their beta and they couldn't keep their offensive hands off of me. They were performing many red flag touches. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on.

Comment Holey shit bros (Score 1) 204

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:22AM (#46173261) Attached to: Sony Selling Off VAIO Computer Business

SONY SELLS BETA FOR UNDISCLOSED FEE

Dice touched my pee pee now it burns help me digg you have to

Comment Re: "MOVIN' ON UP"? Not up mine, you aren't. (Score 2) 268

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:11AM (#46173177) Attached to: Fracking Is Draining Water From Areas In US Suffering Major Shortages

/rioting in the streets/

Dare I say that such a thing might be properly termed a "pussy riot"

Comment Hello good sir (Score 1) 268

by schlouse on Thursday February 06, 2014 @10:03AM (#46173083) Attached to: Fracking Is Draining Water From Areas In US Suffering Major Shortages

Beta = female genital mutilation

Comment Re:Some ARM twisting going on? (Score 1) 333

by schlouse on Thursday July 30, 2009 @09:06PM (#28891161) Attached to: ARM Hopes To Lure Microsoft Away From Intel

(Don't worry, these horrible puns are quite ARMless.)

I lost my both of my arms in an armed robbery, you insensitive clod!

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