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Comment Lists always have the usual suspects (Score 1) 45

And Macworld ranked Apple's 50 most influential people. (Their top five?)
5. Tony Fadell (iPhone co-creator/"father of the iPod")
4. Sir Jony Ive
3. Steve Wozniak
2. Tim Cook
1. Steve Jobs

As a computer neanderthal I found Robin Williams' "The Mac is Not a Typewriter" to be a breakthrough for people approaching computers as an everyday tool and not the magical box that one should worship and fear. One can't name everyone, but...

Comment Re:Who did not see this coming (Score 3, Interesting) 42

All the AI co's need to monetize.

This, or it's actually, as the party winds down and you see what your apartment looks like, the AI market seeing just how many *real* customers there might be. Re-think build-out, modify budgets, lock down you IP as if had real value. Potempkin market. It's just a herd of cattle raging along and at some point a single crow will dip in and whisper 'You know this trail goes to the packing plant, don't you?"

Comment Re:I feel like that's too big (Score 1) 62

root@xxxxx:/usr # zpool status vpool
pool: vpool
state: ONLINE
scan: scrub repaired 0 in 213503982334601 days 06:58:54 with 0 errors on Wed Aug 2 09:21:17 2023
config:

NAME STATE READ WRITE CKSUM
vpool ONLINE 0 0 0
c5t6d0 ONLINE 0 0 0 (trimming)
c5t7d0 ONLINE 0 0 0 (trimming)

Comment In Other News (Score 1) 38

In other news, Ocean is preparing a class action suite against the monkey creatures who have "Destroyed its shoreline with ugly, poorly built structures that impinge on Ocean's ability and purpose to dissipate weather energy using liquid mass movement. Said structures are also visually repellent and injure non-monkey creatures, which have been prior inhabitants of the shores for thousands of cycles." Porpoise, in an aside stated off-record, said the monkey creatures were ugly and "couldn't swim worth a s**t but it was easy to take their women".

Comment Re:Typical company approach to accounting (Score 1) 61

Using the numbers above, if Meta had the same pre-tax profit of $60B now but was using the 3 year depreciation schedule they used in 2020 vs the current 5.5 year, then instead of depreciation being $13B it'd be $23.8B, meanding they'd lose nearly almost $11B in recorded profits, just from a calculation. So in essence this boosts their stock price by making them look more profitable than they are.

So, it the law lets them do that then allow them their $11B, then have the EPA & IRS clock them for $11B for the nation to process and bury their e-waste. Do this to all of them. It's a race and when the bubble bursts only a couple will be left standing to service demand a fourth or less of what they are predicting. It's all ego; the money is how they keep track of who's winning.

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