...every time he makes a mistake. It's just one example of his divine imperfection in action.

...and the last to be told about anything.

How much trouble can he get in being dead n' all?

What's brown and sounds like a bell? BUNG!

No need to worry about the Total Information Awareness program though as it was shut down as soon as people got wind of it... Pfft!

...to the SubGenius and Devo fans in the house.

...upside down. The only good this hack has accomplished is shoving his friend John Langdon, ambigram designer and artistic genius ,further into the public's eye.

http://www.alwaysinnovating.com/touchbook/ 9.4" x 7" x 1.4" for 2 lbs (with keyboard) ARM Texas Instruments OMAP3 chip 1024x600 8.9'' screen Storage: 8GB SD card Wifi 802.11 b/g/n and Bluetooth 3-dimensional accelerometer Speakers, micro and headphone 6 USB 2.0 (3 internal, 3 external) 10+ hours of battery life

...that Roget ever compiled his damned, accursed, infernal, confounded thesaurus!

Here's the thing about conspiracies... A - They're all totally real. (bullsh*t) B - None of them are real. (equally bullsh*t) C - Some are and some aren't, and we'll never know which are which until long after everyone involved is dead and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Nighty night everyone. Remember, if Santa brings you coal at least you can burn it to keep warm... "Thanks Santie." (SUCKER!)

Installing an oscillation overthruster and a flux capacitor in the same jet car... Now I can drive though a mountain and get back BEFORE I'VE EVEN LEFT!