Comment J.R. "Bob" Dobbs makes a million bucks... (Score 0) 311

by scalpod on Monday June 21, 2010 @11:08AM (#32642286) Attached to: Why Being Wrong Makes Humans So Smart

...every time he makes a mistake. It's just one example of his divine imperfection in action.

Comment First people to be asked... (Score 0) 243

by scalpod on Wednesday June 16, 2010 @03:11PM (#32594322) Attached to: Where Does IT Fall Within Your Organization?

...and the last to be told about anything.

Comment Charles Nelson Reilly did what? (Score 0, Redundant) 207

by scalpod on Thursday March 04, 2010 @07:17PM (#31365196) Attached to: Charles Nesson Ruled Jointly Liable To Pay RIAA

How much trouble can he get in being dead n' all?

Comment Re:fp (Score 0) 191

by scalpod on Monday December 21, 2009 @03:19PM (#30516250) Attached to: Microsoft Sued Over Bing Trademark

What's brown and sounds like a bell? BUNG!

Comment Ferris F Fremont and the folks at Aramchek approve (Score 0) 419

by scalpod on Thursday October 08, 2009 @03:22PM (#29685331) Attached to: Real-LIfe Distributed-Snooping Web Game To Launch In Britain

No need to worry about the Total Information Awareness program though as it was shut down as soon as people got wind of it... Pfft!

Comment Comes as no surprise.. (Score 3, Funny) 309

by scalpod on Wednesday September 02, 2009 @02:43PM (#29290133) Attached to: All Humans Are Mutants, Say Scientists

...to the SubGenius and Devo fans in the house.

Comment The Illuminatus! trilogy slaps Dan Brown... (Score 0) 216

by scalpod on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @11:24PM (#28877587) Attached to: Tetraktys

...upside down. The only good this hack has accomplished is shoving his friend John Langdon, ambigram designer and artistic genius ,further into the public's eye.

Comment Always Innovating (Score 0) 205

by scalpod on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @11:29AM (#28704629) Attached to: Asus Launches Eee PC T91, a Touch-Screen Tablet Netbook

http://www.alwaysinnovating.com/touchbook/ 9.4" x 7" x 1.4" for 2 lbs (with keyboard) ARM Texas Instruments OMAP3 chip 1024x600 8.9'' screen Storage: 8GB SD card Wifi 802.11 b/g/n and Bluetooth 3-dimensional accelerometer Speakers, micro and headphone 6 USB 2.0 (3 internal, 3 external) 10+ hours of battery life

Comment Meanwhile, the English teachers lament... (Score 0) 677

by scalpod on Friday June 19, 2009 @01:32PM (#28393149) Attached to: A Mathematician's Lament — an Indictment of US Math Education

...that Roget ever compiled his damned, accursed, infernal, confounded thesaurus!

Comment Re:This is how the gov't gets away with this crap (Score 0) 377

by scalpod on Wednesday December 24, 2008 @04:43PM (#26226295) Attached to: Karl Rove's IT Guru Dies In Small Plane Crash

Here's the thing about conspiracies... A - They're all totally real. (bullsh*t) B - None of them are real. (equally bullsh*t) C - Some are and some aren't, and we'll never know which are which until long after everyone involved is dead and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Nighty night everyone. Remember, if Santa brings you coal at least you can burn it to keep warm... "Thanks Santie." (SUCKER!)

Comment The ultimate mod? (Score 0) 163

by scalpod on Tuesday December 19, 2006 @08:24PM (#17308074) Attached to: Revisiting the Physics of Buckaroo Banzai

Installing an oscillation overthruster and a flux capacitor in the same jet car... Now I can drive though a mountain and get back BEFORE I'VE EVEN LEFT!