scHarvey - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Except (Score 1) 31

by scHarvey on Sunday May 20, 2001 @11:42AM (#212108) Attached to: MiniDisc Drives for the PC?

Non of those devices are like what I was describing in my original post.

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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery*. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. - Kahlil Gibran