REWARD OFFERED ***** FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN CODE (Score 1)

To everyone who has seen the code. I'm looking for examples of notes inserted inthe code which are funny, insulting, random, insult Microsoft, insult the end user, all that kind of stuff. I you have seen it and can send me lots of examples to [e-mail] in the next 24 hours I will make it worth your while.... Many thanks Sam