The Plague! (Score 1)

I immediataely thought of the backwards episode of Seinfeld where George (and Jerry I think) went to the apartment of Elaine's friend's fiancee's parents and they asked if she was going to India where the marriage cermenony was supposed to be. When she said yes they said they would never go to back to India because it is really dirty. Then they said, "India still has the plague. In this day and age, can you imagine" or something to that effect.

And then they recommended that they dont use the toilets while there.