Vegemite is a knock off version of marmite. It was created by Australians during ww2 when they couldn't get their hands on marmite. Real former colonies eat marmite. Prison colonies eat vegemite.

Becauseof this I stopped being lazy and moved to Verizon. No data cap, 4 times download speed, 80 times the upload, and $40 cheaper. One week in with no issues. Cancelling comcast on monday.