One usually has multiple kids because the first kid is usually the most well behaved and quiet kid one ever has. And probably sometimes you have a second (or another) child if it's therapeutic for the mother.

I had a Cisco switch and an embedded Linux appliance that needed less than a week to reach the 5 years uptime. Unfortunately a fire broke in the building they were hosted in and the fire brigade had to cut the power. I was prepared to take a screenshot with "show ver" and "uptime" outputs ...

I don't know what's wrong with the ISPs from the US. Where I live (SE Europe), ISPs don't have a monthly cap on net use (except for 3G connections) and don't limit anything (not even P2P traffic).

They're just Kelvin, not "degrees Kelvin".