While Flash on 64bit windows still is nonexistent.
Well, perhaps 64-bit Flash on 64-bit Windows is nonexistent, but Flash is working just fine, thank you. And you don't need to do anything wonky to make full screen work.
As many other posters have pointed out, things like
... texting a naked picture, etc require registration as a sex offender
Wow, does this mean ASCII art too? Then I must admit I'm a sex offender! I have sometimes used the expression if (C==8) in my programs...
Well, see there's you're problem: the government HATES when people use magic numbers in their programs. You should have done something more like:
static final int BALLS = 8;
if(C==BALLS)
Obviously
Where there's a will, there's a relative.