Guardian and Colossus...
First prize, they send you into space.
Second prize, they bring you back as well.
> I just came to say what everyone else already has - I use ethernet for streaming so fuck you BBC!
We already know.
PS: Our friends in the BBC thank you for your confession.
... either I'd be one of the millions who didn't get a spot in a Vault, or I'd most likely be a feral ghoul. And while Super Mutants have green thumbs, they also have green pinkies, green hands, and green faces.
Or, you know, the atom bombs would knock me into an entirely different dimension where the Mr Handy was never invented.
Besides, it's a good 60 years to 2077. I'd be dead of simple old age, if I wasn't ghoulified.
It's not RICO, dammit!. It's almost never RICO.
Banning planes would have been easier.
They tried that, but their quick reaction force kept setting off the metal detectors at the train station.
... Spandex(tm) futures are skyrocketing....
If you're going to use a one-time-pad like that, make sure not to use the inkwell with the Polonium-based dye...
If they did it the other way around - force the computer to watch 600 hours of sit-coms and then try to predict behavior from single images off of YouTube, the computer would commit suicide at about hour 375...
Eat the rich!
Pretty sure you can uninstall Flash if you want. Pretty sure Firefox also lets you disassociate Flash from the file extension as well.
Not sure if Flashblock is still a viable extension in Firefox, though.
Hey, don't laugh at me. It still plays Civ IV, so I still don't have any free time...
Fuck them both. Lock them in a room and hand them enough ammo to shoot each other.
You missed a step: brick up the door.
If you open the door to resolve the schrodinger's cat paradox, one of several bad things can occur:
1) both of them shoot you dead, having cottoned to the fact that you set them to kill each other.
2) the survivor shoots you dead, ditto
3) the police officer now standing behind you arrests you for murder or accomplice-to of one or both.
Was the video faked, then?
Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.